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| Kanye West/ Taylor Swift Drama Shocker! (maybe) I know we’re late on this story, but a couple of weeks ago the world was buzzing because of the Kanye West/Taylor Swift fiasco at the VMAs. We just came across some interesting (and maybe not so true) news. Well, what we’re hearing is that the whole Kanye/Taylor drama was a hoax and that the two have joined forces to create a new reality TV show that will feature Taylor stepping into the world of Hip Hop and Kanye taking on the role of being a teen Country singer. Stay tuned for more details… Rush Limbaugh to (Mistakenly?) Purchase Rams In other news, the sports world is said to be ringing by the fact that the St. Louis Rams are up for sale. Yes, we know what you’re saying- who in their right mind would spend money on buying the St. Louis Rams? Well that’s the thing- no one in their right mind would. With that being said, sources close to the NFL report that controversial talk show host Rush Limbaugh is in negotiations to buy the team. Many suspect that Limbaugh has no idea that it’s the Rams that he is about to purchase. Limbaugh wanted to purchase a Nascar team, but due to the delusional stage that he’s usually in, he will keep on pursuing the Rams and deal with the shock of Nascar and the NFL being two different things when he snaps back into reality from his daily binge. Sources also say that, if Limbaugh purchases the Rams, all of the Democrats on the team will either request a trade, retire, or be released for running too fast or being too strong. Neither Limbaugh nor the players were available for comment. "RHOA" cast member Kim Zolciak's Lover Revealed! (allegedly) So, we at Inkstarzz.com know about the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” craze. We also know that one of the ladies from the show has been having a secret love affair. I mean, it may not be so secret now because “Big Poppa” 's name has been let out of the bag. Or so you think. We have heard that the network has just been leading their fans into the wrong direction. Sources told us that Bravo may not be able to release the real name of Kim’s lover because of contractual obligations with another television network, but guess what? We can tell you and we’re about to. We hear that Kim is and has been involved with none other than VH1 reality star/rapper Flava Flav. After the current season of RHOA, these two lovebirds will be working on a new reality TV show of their own called, “Stop Spending My Money and Get a Job, That Housewife Life is Done- of Love”. You don’t have to worry about Kim being tardy for the party because her man keeps a nice big clock (pause)…… Disclaimer: Some of the information in these stories may not be factual. Use your own judgement........ |
Inkstarzz News
Hillary Breaks Elbow in Dance Battle Word on the Street is that, Mrs. Hillary Of Washington D.C, was involved in what was supposed to be an innocent stanky leg battle, but ended up breaking out into an all out dance war. Inkstarzz.com spoke with(well not really) an undisclosed witness and he said, "C. Leza of the R. gang did the Funky leg with a Tad bit of Booty Do and Mrs. Hilary, of the D. block, just went Berserk. She started yelling out all types of obscenities like "Bitch I'm Hill!", "I do this dance shit!" and “ Bitch, you must respect this house!” . He also added that both parties at the party were very scared. Word is that when Mrs. Hillary proceeded to walk with a dip and swag surf when the heel on one of her shoes broke, which is when she fell and broke her elbow. Mrs. Hillary is reported to be doing fine, is scheduled for surgery in the near future and is ready to get back on the dance floor……. Hip Hop Bloggers Everywhere go Haywire with False Information In unrelated news, Hip Hop bloggers everywhere unite in posting false stories. On Thursday, June 18, thinking that they were actually breaking a story on rapper Young Jeezy being stabbed in the face while picking up some snow for his mans (homie). To their displeasure, the actual story was reported that, three people were stabbed, but none of them was Young Jeezy himself. Sorry bloggers, better luck next time…you shouldn’t wish pre-death on a person just so you can break a story…. Bidding War Over Stallworth’s House Arrest Band In other news, There is an alleged bidding war going on between several companies for the naming rights of Donte’ Stallworth’s ankle bracelet/house arrest monitor. As you know, Stallworth is a wide Receiver for the Cleveland Browns and he was just convicted for vehicular homicide in which he received 30 days in jail and 2 years house arrest. Now most would like to know if the house arrest band will slow down his 40 time and how far he can go up the field before it beeps. Nike and other companies would like to know what it’s gonna take to get a piece of advertisement on that ankle. Stay tuned to Inkstarzz.com and we will bring you more details as they come along….. Teen Wakes Up With Fifty-six Stars on Face, Saying She Only Went for Three An 18 year old Belgium teen says she went to get three tattoos of stars on her face , but when she sat in the chair, she fell asleep and ended up having the recurring “ant pile” dream that she vowed to sleep through no matter what (shrugs). When she woke up, she was so sleepy from being asleep, that she didn’t notice the fifty-three extra stars on her face. People close to the teen swear that she is not on any type of drugs or anything, but she’s known for being a constant random sleeper (shrugs). The teen is now planning to sue for the cost of laser tattoo removal. Locals caught up with the tattoo artist and, all he could say about the situation was, “Respect my ink”. Stay tuned for Inkstarzz.com weekly news! Disclaimer: Some of the information in these stories may not be factual. Use your own judgement........ |
Past News Stories
6 Year Old Hires Major Media for October Fool's Joke on Family October 15, 2009- The world was on pins, knees and needles as they watched the story of a 6 year old Colorado boy that allegedly flew away in a floating bubble created by his father. A close family friend said that the young boy was tricked by his father and vowed to seek revenge. Sources say that the boy saved up enough money to get major media to go along with the bogus story of him flying away, while he actually hid in the attic listening to his Gucci Mane CD and writing rhymes. When a reporter asked the boy about the trick he played on his father, the only comment the boy gave was, “Burr!”. Stay tuned as we bring you more details on this story as they are released…. Woman Attacks Mixtape DJ 26 year old Sara Payne was released from jail after attacking a mixtape DJ. Payne says she waited weeks for her favorite artist to release his new mixtape. She said she tried to listen, but couldn’t enjoy the music due to excessive yelling from the DJ. Payne stated that she was on her way to the club and every song that came on stressed her more than the next. Coincidentally, the club she was attending was hosted by the same DJ from the mixtape. Sources at the club tell us that they saw Ms. Payne pay to get in and the next thing they saw was her back as she was climbing the DJ booth. The DJ was treated and released with a sore throat and a bruised ego. Ms. Payne is now preparing to create the “DJs Stop the Yelling Over Songs So We Can Enjoy the Music” foundation. Stay tuned to Inkstarzz.com for more information… Disclaimer: Some of the information in these stories may not be factual. Use your own judgement........ |
| Introducing...Pull Out Nation In wake of the increase in pregnant women, Inkstarzz.com has set out to do their part to help bring down the pregnancy rate. We have gathered some of the best “pull out” technicians that the world has to offer what we think will be one of the most helpful things to hit earth since teachers. We bring you what we are calling the “The Pull Out Instructional Guide” which consists of the DVD titled “The 46 Laws of Pulling Out”, The mixtape entitled “On Her Stomach, On Her Back, I’ll Bust Anywhere Just Not In Ya Cat” and the book called “Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice, But You Won't Have Another Kid While I'm in Your Life” based on true stories of guys and gals that didn't have the chance to read this book first. We at inkstarzz.com are here to help and guess what?!- To all of the loyal inkstarzz readers, you get custom “I Pull Out” and “He Pull Out” t-shirts for no extra charge... Texas Woman Pats Her Head Until She Ends Up in Coma 20 yr old Texas woman ends up patting herself into a coma while trying to avoid scratching her hair before getting a perm. People close to the woman tells inkstarzz.com "She was looking so forward to that perm, and she just didn't want that extra burning while getting it". Inkstarzz discovered that she spent the whole day patting and was rushed to the hospital later that day after passing out… Stay tuned to inkstarzz.com for more details on this story... New York Judge Sued By Baby Daddies For Over Charging on Child Support Fees 23 yr old New York native Tom Windsworth was in court last March in a custody battle in which he lost. Tom was awarded weekends with his kid and ordered to pay $900 monthly in child support. When it came time for Mr. Windsworth to sign his paperwork, he looked the judge in her eyes and said "F*ck that shyt" and "This isn't fair". The judge looked at Tom and replied "Who gon check me boo?!" and said "Life isn't fair". Tom tells inkstarzz.com that he was furious and decided to take the law into his own hands. Tom then formed a group of men called 'Over-Paying to Be a Baby Daddy of America" and filed a first class lawsuit against the judge and the NY court system to get child support fees reduced for men all over the NY area. Tom says he hopes to be the Barack Obama of child support and make some change... Stay tuned to inkstarzz.com for more on this story Women Ecstatic About the Release of Brand Name Hair Women all over are jumping for joy as word breaks about fashion companies taking it to the next level and are set to release brand name wigs and weaves. We at Inkstarzz.com hear that companies include names such as Coach, Kenneth Cole, Nike, Timberland, Sean Jean and many more. We also hear that, as a promotion, Coach will plan on giving consumers a matching wig for every purse sold. Disclaimer: Some of the information in these stories may not be factual. Use your own judgement........ |
